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cock\ block
1. (cock block) (20363↑, 1769↓)
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

2. (cock block) (2203↑, 1020↓)
1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex 2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic

1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away. 2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that [ricer] cock-blocked me 3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that [soccer mom] driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.

Author: TheGrandInquisitor http://cock-block.urbanup.com/1019572
3. (cock block) (968↑, 608↓)
(n.) one who prevents another from getting "play", "poontang", etc. (v.) any action that impedes or stalls another's "game", "mack", or "pimp manuver"

(n.) I was dancing with this girl, when this cock-block stepped in between us and started grinding with her. (v.) I had finally convinced Susan to go to my friend's keg party with me, when my Dad cock-blocked me by taking away my car keys.

4. (cock block) (721↑, 553↓)
When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl\!\!, If I can't get it, they can't eather\!\!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER\!\!\! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped\!\!\!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

5. (cock block) (231↑, 139↓)
Chris Hansen from Dateline.

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.

6. (cock block) (457↑, 377↓)
Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away\! She's a total cock block.

7. (cock block) (280↑, 223↓)
to interfere with a man trying to pick up a girl.

((Mike is Hitting on a Girl as Bobby Yells Across The Room)) Bobby : "Hey Mike did you get your herpes medicine yet?" Mike : "Man, why you always tryna cock block me?\!"

8. (cock block) (241↑, 190↓)
1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger. 2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.

1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch. 1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH 2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.

9. (cock block) (68↑, 26↓)
one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.

I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block. Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.." Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."

10. (cock block) (102↑, 66↓)
tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too

man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son. man2: Werd take one for the team. man3: FUCK.

11. (Cock Block) (77↑, 43↓)
n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.

My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.

Author: Don't you want to know http://cock-block.urbanup.com/1286555
12. (cock block) (46↑, 17↓)
to keep a brother from getting laid with your pressence

johns little brother cock blocked him by not leaving the room.

13. (Cock Block) (30↑, 2↓)
Moriarty. That is all.

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block. Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush* John: *epic smile* Audience: MAKE OUT\!\! *Sniper riffles shown from above* Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE\!\!\!\!\! Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......

14. (Cock block) (49↑, 24↓)
When a guy moves in on a girl that another man has began courting. Usually at a party/club/bar while the other man goes for a drink or to the bathroom but can also apply to any situation where a man has expressed interest in a girl and another man moves in without regard/respect. It is a sign of grievious disrespect and may result in shunning from the male group or a serious beating/pounding/rolling or other retribution. (also Cock blocker and cock blocking)

"I was talking to this girl and my buddy sat down on the other side of her and kept butting into our conversation trying to flirt with her, I'm gonna beat that cock blocker down\!"

15. (cock block) (33↑, 13↓)
Fleda Definition: When Someone Or Something Interferes With Your Game. There Are Three Levels To Cock Blocking Level 1 Cock Block- When Someone Interferes With Your Game Level 2 Cock Block- When You Intefere With Your Own Game Level 3 Cock Block- When Your Shit Gets Chopped Off... Thrown In The Air... Shot Down... And Then A-Town Stomped On (Figuratively Speaking)

Ex. Level 1- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck Until Drew Walked in and cock blocked us. Ex. Level 2- Me And My Girl Were About To Fuck But I Went Limp and cock blocked myself Ex. Level 3- Me And My Girl Were Fucking And I Was About To Cum, But my Friend Came In and I Shot Him... Damn Level 3... The Ulitimate Cock Block

Author: COSTAS Level of CockBlocking http://cock-block.urbanup.com/3951096
16. (Cock Block) (17↑, 3↓)
A person(little sibling, parent, etc.) that prevents intercourse or oral sex from occuring.

"Dude, I would've gotten a blowjob from Linda, but my little sister wouldn't go downstairs, what a cock block\!"

17. (cock block) (19↑, 6↓)
- third party that keeps you from engaging in sexual activities with that special someone in a given amt. of time.

I can't believe her. She could obviously tell we wanted to do stuff. She's such a cock block.

18. (cock block) (31↑, 18↓)
A cock block is when two males are moving in the same girl and the fellow with no chance prevents the second male from advancing on the girl. He cock blocked the second guy and both lose.

This scenerio involves a male "friend" of a girl who continually tries to break the friend boundry while another male moves in on the girl. When the "friend" refuses to let the new guy and the girl be alone, he is cock blocking him. In a way, he is throwing the game for both teams, since no one wins... a cock blocker\!

19. (cock block) (21↑, 10↓)
1)Any person or group of persons interfering with an attempt someone is making to have sex with someone else. 2)The City of Pittsburgh. 3)That twitchy guy who just ruined the mood.

Joe, John, and Harold tried to cock block Steve, but it didn't work.

20. (cock block) (10↑, 0↓)
An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.

He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.

Author: Architect of Destruction http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5378081
21. (cock block) (21↑, 11↓)
When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal

Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block. Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker. The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.

22. (cock block) (23↑, 13↓)
An all male dorimtory hall in college
23. (Cock Block) (23↑, 14↓)
An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed

Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight\! Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.

24. (COCK BLOCK) (10↑, 2↓)
someone who prevents others from pulling (doing a mark)

Guy - Hey, do you want a drink? Girl - Yeah, sure COCK BLOCK MARK - YEEAAAH, THREE POINT ONNEEE Girl - *Leaves*

Author: Anonymouswindsor3.1 http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5311981
25. (cock block) (12↑, 4↓)
The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD\!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

26. (cock block) (16↑, 8↓)
Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.

When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Tank AKA The other boy blue http://cock-block.urbanup.com/1661863
27. (cock block) (13↑, 5↓)
One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

28. (Cock block) (16↑, 8↓)
An act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy. BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture. BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

Author: Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant http://cock-block.urbanup.com/926945
29. (cock block) (67↑, 59↓)
a friend (usually male) that will not allow one, to sex up someone else (usually female)

Man, why did that asshole cock block me last night, she was so drunk I was gonna get some.

30. (Cock Block) (11↑, 4↓)
The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.

e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.

31. (Cock Block) (11↑, 4↓)
To prevent one's friend from [scoring], usually by acting inappropriately in front of some [sweet ass].

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing [blow] on the table in front of these [fine pieces of ass].

32. (cock block) (21↑, 14↓)
A cardinal sin of "guys night out".

Spicy Ray cock blocked me by telling the bitch I was married with two kids at home.

33. (cock block) (12↑, 6↓)
n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc. Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door\! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

34. (cock block) (14↑, 8↓)
preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself

a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades

35. (cock block) (5↑, 0↓)
Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.

I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.

Author: King Oyster Smash http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5476346
36. (cock block) (7↑, 2↓)
A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?" John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..." Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

37. (Cock Block) (10↑, 5↓)
Someone who messes with your sex game\! Someone who stops you from getting pussy on purpose\!

Man, that dude is a cock block\!

38. (cock block) (7↑, 2↓)
When someone or something gets in the way of or messes up intentions of performing sexual acts involving your cock. (From Super Bad)

Me: I was so close, but he totally just cock blocked me.

39. (Cock Block) (9↑, 4↓)
[Cock Blocking] is when someone or something prevents a man from "[getting some]" or "[hitting that]"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly [cock blocked] when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

40. (cock block) (5↑, 1↓)
1. When someone breaks up a chicken fight. 2. When someone stops someone else from having sex

guy 1: chicken fight is over\! stop having sex with her\! guy 2: Holy fuck\! Double cock block\!

41. (cock block) (21↑, 17↓)
When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies

Jon Dejesues aka animegamer

42. (cock block) (11↑, 7↓)
Someone who interferes with action you have already set up.

Erin cock blocked the threesome that was already in motion.

Author: Billy Blue Balls http://cock-block.urbanup.com/179679
43. (cock block) (2↑, 0↓)
Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason." Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

44. (Cock Block) (2↑, 0↓)
Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block\!"

COCK BLOCK\!

45. (Cock Block) (4↑, 2↓)
When you're about to score but someone ruins it for you. Can be ruined for one or both parties. Mood killer. Best described with an example.

Haley and her boyfriend Andrew were having [phone sex] when Andrew's brother James walked in. Andrew: Then I'll take off your shirt and your bra and bite your neck and pull your hair Haley: I'll take off your shirt and your pants and get on top of you and start biting your neck softly Andrew: Then I'll move down to your stomach and take your panties off and I'll start to [eat out] your pussy Haley: Next I'll take your boxers off and kiss your dick, I'll get on my knees and start sucking your cock Andrew: Mmmmmm, Baby, what's next? Haley: I think that's up to you;) Andrew: I want you to suck me until I'm rock hard and about to explode. Then I'll get on top of you and pin you to the bed and start to put rock hard cock in your tight, wet.... James: Hey man, what's up? Andrew: You fucking cock block\!\!\! James: Who are you talking to? Andrew: Haley\!\!\! We were having a good time\!\! Haley: Tell you're brother he fucking ruined it\!\!\! James: YOU'RE WELCOME Andrew: Get out James\!\!\! Baby, I'm not [horny] anymore. I'm sorry my brother's a fucking cock block. Haley: Ugh, neither am I. Tell him that I'm fucking pissed at him.

46. (cock block) (5↑, 3↓)
*verb To prevent a chicken from entering a dwelling

Person 1: Dude, why cant my chicken enter your house Person 2: I totally cock blocked it

47. (Cock block) (5↑, 3↓)
When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.

I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"

48. (cock block) (6↑, 4↓)
An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).

When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions. You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation. When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.

49. (Cock block) (4↑, 2↓)
The act of one male hanging around a female he likes to deter other males from talking to her.

I really like Janet but that guy is totally cock blocking her.

50. (cock block) (8↑, 6↓)
One who spoils a close friends attempts in mating

1. When Bonni foils finnys plans by calling up finnys girl. Thats true cock blocking\! 2. Bonni, Joby, Sunil and Sajan goin over to Bino's house When Bino and his special someone are at the house trying to get it on; thereby stopping any chance of getting any that night\!. That is referred to as tag team or Group Cockblocking

51. (cock block) (6↑, 4↓)
To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.

Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.

52. (Cock Block) (2↑, 1↓)
A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.

During science my class [cock blocked] john and me. \</3

53. (cock block) (6↑, 5↓)
someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.

"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?" "no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around" "dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover" "no."

54. (cock block) (4↑, 3↓)
TOR ANDRESON aka CB- Prevents another person from scoring sexually.

dude was tryin to mack a hoe when he be jumpin in and cock blockin my game...word, not ace my friend

55. (cock block) (2↑, 1↓)
Someone who will not allow to [get some], whether deliberately or not.

Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room\!

56. (cock block) (5↑, 4↓)
someone that prevents you from hooking up hanging out or anything of that nature with a woman

jim is trying to get ashleys number and kyle comes up and cock blocks him with hey you get your license yet? ashley walks away and laughs while kyle precedes to get his [douche nozzle] ass kicked

57. (Cock Block) (12↑, 11↓)
One who stops you from getting play. Who doesnt allow you to hang out with the girl you like. Kristin staub

Kristin you are such a cock block. Why wont you let me hang out with your sister you cock block?

58. (Cock Block) (8↑, 7↓)
I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

59. (Cock Block) (0↑, 0↓)
Cock blocking is when a man is interested in having sexual relations with a female and is interrupted by a 3rd party making the chances of him having sexual intercourse with female much harder.

Kristen is cock blocking

60. (cock block) (1↑, 1↓)
a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

61. (Cock Block) (0↑, 0↓)
When someone comes in between a girl and you from hooking up.

Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend

62. (cock block) (0↑, 0↓)
The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam? That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

63. (cock block) (1↑, 1↓)
to block a person's racket during a game of badminton

when playing badminton, a racket is blocked: Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?

64. (cock block) (1↑, 1↓)
The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night? Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember... Person 1: Bahahaha Person 2: You're a dick

65. (Cock Block) (1↑, 1↓)
to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.

During science class my teacher [cock blocked] John and me while we were making out...

Author: for borjyy againn http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5247741
66. (cock block) (1↑, 1↓)
when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species . then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities" then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(

Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .

Author: veryboredrightnow http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5184345
67. (Cock Block) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues. Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.

Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.

68. (cock block) (3↑, 3↓)
(v.) The act committed by a woman during sex when the penis is too long for her to handle. Usually executed by the placing of her hands on his pelvis and either pushing away or creating a stopping point to prevent deeper penetration.

"I was trying to get deep inside of her while having [sex], but she thru up the cock block dude." "She couldn't handle all this [dick]\!"

69. (cock block) (2↑, 2↓)
to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

70. (cock block) (3↑, 3↓)
A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.

"That chick is so ugly" "Yea, she's a cock block"

71. (Cock Block) (2↑, 2↓)
Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action. Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked) Noun and a Verb....

Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes." Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."

72. (cock block) (3↑, 3↓)
1. Any article of clothing blocking access to sexual intercourse. 2. A persone preventing you from having sexual intercourse. 3. A mean name to call someone when they are doing something wrong. 4. shit dude i don't know

1. Your Pants are being a cock block. 2. Billy Ray Cyrus was a cock block. 3. You broke it you cock block. 4. person 1: "What do you wanna do?" person 2: "Cock block"

Author: fallen_dopeangel http://cock-block.urbanup.com/2696184
73. (Cock Block) (32↑, 32↓)
The Person blocking the ass between a man and his biatch

Chris C is such a cock block with [G-money] and camilla.

74. (cock block) (13↑, 13↓)
when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

75. (cock block) (4↑, 5↓)
The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.

Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.

76. (cock block) (4↑, 5↓)
The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch

Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson

77. (cock block) (6↑, 7↓)
A device you put over your anus to stop horny queers from inserting there penis in your ass.

Thanks to cock block dalton's anus is cock free.

78. (cock block) (15↑, 16↓)
1) What always happens to Timothy Nee. 2) What is done to Tim. 3) What Tim does to himself.

Tim, you define cock block.

79. (Cock block) (0↑, 2↓)
when you're talking to some babes and some deush bag comes up and takes the girls away from you

Wow, that guy was such a cock block\!

Author: Da Big Crunk Daddy http://cock-block.urbanup.com/5051581
80. (Cock Block) (0↑, 2↓)
(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on

You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.

81. (cock block) (1↑, 3↓)
the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

82. (cock block) (2↑, 4↓)
Some one who will interupt you while being with someone else

Your Going to meet up with your Girl/Boy friend(just the two of you) and someone(a.k.a. the cock block) tags along

83. (cock block) (11↑, 13↓)
When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in [spooning] for a couple hours.

Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.

84. (cock block) (0↑, 3↓)
when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?\!" Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie" Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..." Pete: "here comes the boss\!\!" Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

85. (cock block) (1↑, 4↓)
when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some [Pussy]" or "Get Some [butt hole]". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/[cock guider].

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much\!"

86. (cock block) (9↑, 12↓)
when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

87. (cock block) (5↑, 8↓)
to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa [busted]. it could be the other way around too.

"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."

88. (CocK BlocK) (3↑, 7↓)
CocK BlocK means when you were going to have sex with a girl but she was on her period or her mom walked in on you.

I got CocK BlocK last night at this girls house.

89. (Cock Block) (0↑, 5↓)
when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation

I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me

90. (cock block) (1↑, 6↓)
when your blocked and or stopped from moving forward sexually with your boy or girl spouse.

alex what is a cock block? well kate its when your girls on top of you about to do some stuff to you and your brother comes down and asks if you want to play cops and robbers.

Author: katertotaidnaninanibooboo http://cock-block.urbanup.com/3582394
91. (cock block) (6↑, 11↓)
Expecting to get pussy and never recieving any, or getting pussy but never climaxing. Usually caused by interference(friends/company, parents, passing out, etc.)or the female is too tired, has morals, or is not in the mood. Usually results in blue balls the next day. Blue balls is a temporary condition typified by a sharp pain in the testicles and lower stomach/abdomen area. A sensation similar to that of getting kicked in the balls.

Last night I got cock blocked and this morning I've got a massive case of blue balls. I can't even walk right. Oww\!

92. (cock block) (7↑, 12↓)
When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl \#1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.

Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....

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93. (cock block) (2↑, 8↓)
Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.

When TJ invited James out to Brothers to hang out. He totally cock blocked his friend.

94. (cock block) (11↑, 17↓)
when bastards stop you from slipping the hot pork salad into the sweet honeywagon of female love

me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses

95. (cock block) (10↑, 16↓)
The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky\!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine\!" "Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

Author: Pissed Off Paul http://cock-block.urbanup.com/279884
96. (Cock Block) (4↑, 11↓)
Cock block refers to an individual (primarly male) who constantly keeps the penis limp. In the process of trying to get a girls head down your pants or any other type of that activity; there is one other cockblock present who keeps you from getting any poon to speak of. A Cockblock would be known to never get anything but a big stick in their face. See Luke Patola (prime cockblock-ideal example)

Kent- "Carley do you want to go in the bedroom" Carley- "Yeah sure" Luke- "I'll follow\!" Kent- "Your a Cock Block Luke"

97. (cock block) (3↑, 10↓)
A move executed by a female during sex to prevent full penetration because the male's cock is too big. The move is executed in almost any sexual position, by the female bringing her arms up, putting her hands on the males waist or thighs and pushing away with her fingers, resulting in the cock reversing its penetration and also preventing any further full thrusts by the male to achieve maximum depth.

"Sylvia had been talking big [game] about wanting a man with a big cock, but once I started beat'n that pussy up...the cock block came up real quick\!"

Author: Mustafaa Abdallah http://cock-block.urbanup.com/2343326
98. (cock block) (9↑, 16↓)
When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock\!

He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.

99. (cock block) (11↑, 19↓)
a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck

victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK\!\!\! depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks

Author: victim of the blockage http://cock-block.urbanup.com/305878
100. (cock block) (5↑, 15↓)
A person who stops you from getting pussy, a piece of ass or punaner.

Hey thanks for attending my wedding."my friend said. "Thanks, this was all about thanks? Fuck\! Your welcome cockblock\! I shouted.

101. (cock block) (4↑, 14↓)
Will Ferell not the actor but same loser. Has already blocked 11 people at U Waterloo and participated in the blocking of a [threesome], the worst block of all

Will Ferrel had another victim? that cock block.

102. (cock block) (3↑, 17↓)
A move executed by a female during sex to prevent full penetration because the male's cock is too big. The move is executed in almost any sexual position, by the female bringing her arms up, putting her hands on the males waist or thighs and pushing away with her fingers, resulting in the cock reversing its penetration and also preventing any further full thrusts by the male to achieve maximum depth.

"Sylvia had been talking a big game about wanting a man with a big cock, but once I started beat'n that pussy up...the cock block came up real quick\!"

Author: Mustafaa Abdallah http://cock-block.urbanup.com/2329098
103. (cock block) (4↑, 18↓)
when a girl refuses to do anything with anyone and will not touch penis.. may flaunt their shit but wont touch the dick\!

DAMN molly lamb is a cock block

Author: megan and rachel http://cock-block.urbanup.com/147974
104. (cock block) (3↑, 19↓)
moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite? Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

105. (cock block) (2↑, 20↓)
what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.

girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend Girl 2: y? girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize

106. (cock block) (11↑, 33↓)
the infamous act of concealing a friends penis in cheez wiz in sake of being a total douche bag.

Justin Timberlake covered my dick with chees wiz and licked it off.... what a cockblock

Author: Vagina McVaginastein http://cock-block.urbanup.com/1243421
107. (cock block) (8↑, 33↓)
Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

108. (cock block) (2↑, 37↓)
When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton

God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block

109. (cock block) (8↑, 46↓)
When a chick hasn,t had a bowel movement in awhile and a giant turd blocks your entry into her stink hole.

I wasn,t able to get no backdoor action from my girl because she had a serious case of cock block going on.

110. (cock block) (18↑, 60↓)
A block made out of cocks.

Try to cut the infamous cock block.

Author: anus fie pace whole http://cock-block.urbanup.com/74498
111. (cock block) (12↑, 62↓)
Tony Rodriguez

that Biotch is a cock block

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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